Fancy Un-dress Party Shocker

I liked the story of the frolicking nude Australian soldiers in the vineyard better for its fruity Dionysian underpinnings, but this one's good too, the story of three German cops whose act combines the best of Marilyn Monroe and Sharon Stone:

BERLIN (Reuters) - Three German police officers face disciplinary action after lifting their kilts at a fancy dress party while wearing nothing underneath, police said on Thursday.

"The three were drunk, wore kilts and then started a squabble with some colleagues," said Berlin police spokesman Klaus Schubert. "One thing led to another and they started lifting their kilts over and over again to show their all -- back and front. Some decent people thought this wasn't decent and complained to the police."

The three have been transferred to other police stations and face disciplinary action for wrongdoing out of duty hours.

Germany's carnival season ended on Wednesday after several days of raucous partying and drinking across the nation.