Thursday, May 24, 2007

A Bird Pooped on Bush!

From TruthDig

President George W. Bush was busy praising embattled Attorney General Alberto Gonzales at a press conference Thursday when a bold sparrow swooped overhead and deposited a present on the commander in chief’s left sleeve. Though a White House spokesperson claimed it was a good sign, we here at Truthdig beg to differ.

Is it as funny as the time his dad vomited on Prime Minister Kiichi Miyazawa? Only time will tell.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Happy Birthday, Barbra Streisand!


Yay!

BTW, this hasn't become the birthday blog--I've been busy!

Friday, April 13, 2007

Varla Jean Merman, "Frankfurter Sandwiches"


V.J. goes to Coney Island and recreates the 1929 weiner song (now sadly gone from youtube). Fans of puking chanteuses and evocations of oral sex won't be disappointed! Another disturbing rendition was performed on the Lawrence Welk show by pretty Peggy Lennon.

Monday, April 02, 2007

Flans, "No Controles"


Take that, patriarchy!

Thursday, March 29, 2007

Bunny in the Field: Miami


Lady Bunny (above) sure can do the hokey-pokey!

Bunny's show is extremely filthy and has made grown men cry and horses flee, but the crowd ate it up.

She gyrated to moves not seen since The Love Machine first made it's spectacular hit in New York and delighted the audience with a song she wrote just for the night and the place where she trashed, well, The Trash. "Glorious and Profound" the papers will write in the morning, and my side hurt from laughing so much.

Monday, March 19, 2007

Look! It's Carol...on TV


Carol Channing is really rockin' out, and the hippie chorus boys love her for it!

You know who sent this to me? Miss Understood!

Wednesday, March 14, 2007


That's commitment!