Mustafa Shag is Blowin' Up

The inflatable doll makers behind the controversial Mustafa Shag marital aid have defied you to come up with a better name for their product--and, boy, have you gone with it! Why everyone's sending them to me, I dunno--I'm not even going to bother to forward this on to the Mustafa Co.--but here are some of the best:

• Jesus Bones
• Omar Humpz
• Osama been Layin'
• Ayatollah Rollova
• John Q. Sanchez Jr.
• Apollo T. Stud
• Zeus Fuck
• Biggie Biggs
• Papa Boner
• Henry Biggelsworth