Wednesday, July 19, 2006

"Onion" Astrology on Aviance

Remember when Kevin Aviance was gay bashed earlier this summer? Now those nuts at the Onion have tried to spin the horrific attack into comedy gold this week in their astrology column. Did they succeed? You tell me:
Cancer June 22 - July 22
You'll know you've made it as a drag queen this week when four unidentified men jump you from behind, shatter six of your ribs, and walk away shouting anti-gay epithets at your crumpled form.

I dunno, somehow my gut is not busted.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That reminds me of when there was a song and dance number about getting AIDS on Family Guy. More shocking than South Park. Really. I mean, don't you have a sense of humor?