Clare Forsdike, prosecuting, said: “This case is one of the most revolting I've ever read about.
“He goes to the pub and drinks 16 pints of lager and some vodka and when he is extremely drunk he drops his pants and trousers and urinates in the pocket of a pool table.
“He then gets a ball, hovered over it while his bottom half was naked and manoeuvred onto the ball so it disappeared into his buttocks. Then he walked to the bar and dropped it into a drip tray.”
Sunday, March 12, 2006
Brit's Billiard Bollocks
I love outraged ladies who speak in full paragraphs crammed with details about what's got them so up-in-arms. Don't you?:
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They didn't say whether the ball was cleaned and reused, or replaced. And when the ball disappeared into his buttocks, how far in did it go? Please, we need more details!
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